Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital
Posted in just plain silly on Jul 24th, 2008
Trust me, the title is way better than the actual article.
Category Archive for 'just plain silly'
Random thoughts and drunken etcetera
Posted in Better Half, BlogHer, Clutter, going to hell, just plain silly on Jul 21st, 2008
258 photos at the Ferry Farmer’s Market– less fattening than Cowgirl Creamery Cheese.
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The Ferry Farmer’s Market: like heaven, just foggier.
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BLC (out loud): (To guy nearly kneecapping me with his cane) Hey, watch it!
BLC (internally): Oh, shit. Another blind guy.
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I’ve never been afraid of heights before. But I [...]
Revolufried, poodelate, and vacake
Posted in flickr, friends, just plain silly, photos on May 26th, 2008
Poodelate. Well, it made sense at the time.
Revolufried? We couldn’t decide if it meant some newfangled frier machine that revolves, or some wonderful new fried food that was so revolutionary that it was, well, revolufried! (And really, it’s all my fault, because I was the one who played Wii on the second turn and got [...]
Mixed state (inner) monologue
Posted in Princess MeMeMe, bipolar, crank, friends, just plain silly, meds on May 3rd, 2008
Yesterday morning on my way in to work…
Oh my God, WHY is it taking so long for this line to get to the front? All I want is a dozen doughnuts! I swear they’re conspiring against me. This always happens! I hate this, I am never shopping here again, I should totally leave. But I [...]
Mrs. BLC’s Secret Girl(s)friend, Part 2
Posted in Secret Girlfriends, chains, friends, good things, just plain silly, links, photos, sparkly on May 1st, 2008
Ok, it’s perhaps anticlimactic to name my new bra as my second-ever secret girl(s)friend, but really, meet my new inner beauty. I introduce to you the “Barely There” Invisible Look Underwire Bra.
My girls are not as, ahem, generous as the ones in this picture, so I can use the light padding and underwire to [...]
From the “going to hell” annals
Posted in Clutter, going to hell, just plain silly on Apr 19th, 2008
I was coming out of my building at the end of work one day this week, and as I breached the corner of our entryway, I was nearly run over by a blind man wielding his cane like a jousting lance, and holding a cellphone to his ear with the hand not brandishing his lance.
So [...]
Tickling my funny bone
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly, links, writing on Apr 17th, 2008
I love everything about The Onion, and every week it’s a reliable source of laughter and appreciation of the finer tunings of nerd humor. But this week’s might be one of my all time favorites: Oprah Launches Own Reality. I appreciate the piece not only for its handling of the sense of impending doom that [...]
Awakening
Posted in just plain silly, poems on Apr 13th, 2008
Awakening
The chirps aren’t sharp–
the trills aren’t shrill.
But the waking me, at dawn,
thinks their proudness
and their loudness
makes their tweets
less sweet.
Lessons in commuting, part 2
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly on Apr 11th, 2008
The Cordian Knot: What you will end up having to untangle in the morning when you try to plug in your phone headset and/or mp3 player headset, but realized that you have failed to carefully fold your headset cord(s) and clip it/them with a little binder clip you’ve stolen from the office the night [...]
Lessons in Commuting, part 1
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly on Apr 9th, 2008
Portal, please: The practice of timing your entry into a revolving door correctly, by making eye contact with the person exiting the building/already in the revolving door, so that both persons are able to enter and exit without having to push too hard, and/or be pushed out too quickly by an overzealous push-er.
Dressing front: The practice [...]